Was It the Beans, the Cheese, or the Giant Garlic Tortilla?

Times are tough when a boy and his oversized burrito aren't safe at school. Around here, we'd take a yard-long lobster roll (toasted bun, of course), some steamers, fresh buttered corn, and cold beer and call it a party.

I've been to Clovis several times and can't recall ever seeing suspicious burritos. Evidently it's a good thing I don't make my living as a school security officer.