T-minus 4 Days to the Falling Sky

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Could it be that, like Rick in Casablanca, we were misinformed that life as we know it would end if Massachusetts granted all consenting adults the basic right to marry?