Friday, December 22, 2006

The Six Sweetest Words

It's that time of year--the days are short, people are shopping, baking, getting together with friends--there's a sense of expectation in the air. So what better time than to say those six oh-so-sweet words to people everywhere:

"I'm Secretary of Defense Robert Gates."

(What? You thought I was going to say "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"? No way, baby--that's not even close.)

1 comment:

  1. Well I'm going to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year - because I'm nice like that ;)

    (and because being contrary is fab)

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